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The Microsoft Clippy “Assistance” (1997)

Clippy: “It looks like you’re trying to write a letter. Would you like me to annoy you for the next 45 minutes instead?”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/05/1995 09:41Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Doom_Marines10/19/1999 03:27Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@BitTorrent_0103/18/1999 15:23Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Nirvana_Teen12/22/2015 06:57Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Karate_Kid_Wax10/25/1995 10:52Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Heathers_Winona05/17/2009 04:02Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Party_On_Garth08/30/2004 14:50I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Charlie_Bit_Me04/10/2008 21:58Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Map_Maker_X09/01/1998 04:06The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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