Source: Classic Email Chain Archive.
You know you’re living in 1998 when:
- 1. You try to visit a website and your mom picks up the phone, disconnecting you instantly.
- 2. Downloading a single 800kb image takes 10 minutes.
- 3. The screeching sound of a connecting modem is your favorite song.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
I remember this from 1998.
Pure gold.
I had this set as my ICQ status for like a month in 2002.
I remember this from 1998.
I remember reading this on a printed chain email in 1998. Classic!