Source: Classic Email Chain Archive.
You know you’re living in 1998 when:
- 1. You try to visit a website and your mom picks up the phone, disconnecting you instantly.
- 2. Downloading a single 800kb image takes 10 minutes.
- 3. The screeching sound of a connecting modem is your favorite song.
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[2012-09-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Encarta_User: I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
[2003-04-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tripod_Member: Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
[2001-09-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Toy_Story_Woody: There is a joke in my boot!
[2001-01-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Avatar_Na_vi: I see you... laughing!
[1995-02-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Bill_Ted_Excell: Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
[1996-03-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Orange_Mocha_F: Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
[2002-09-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Doge_Much_Funny: Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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I remember this from 1998.
Pure gold.
I had this set as my ICQ status for like a month in 2002.
I remember this from 1998.
I remember reading this on a printed chain email in 1998. Classic!