Status: Relic of the Social Media dawn.
Real friendship in 2004 officially ended the moment you moved someone from your “Top 8” friends list to the 9th spot.
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🔥 Top 10: The 90s Joke Archive (1990–1999) Archive
1. The Blockbuster Late Fee (1998)
"Be kind, rewind." - The only phrase that could save you from a $5 fine and a judgmental look fr... read more »
"Be kind, rewind." - The only phrase that could save you from a $5 fine and a judgmental look fr... read more »
2. 77 Jokes: The 1994 Pulp Fiction Protocol
1994: The Year of the Royale with Cheese and the Box of Chocolates.Welcome to the year where we ... read more »
1994: The Year of the Royale with Cheese and the Box of Chocolates.Welcome to the year where we ... read more »
3. 61 Jokes: The 1991 Reality Patch
1991: The Year the World Changed Channels.We’ve officially hit the year where flannel becomes a ... read more »
1991: The Year the World Changed Channels.We’ve officially hit the year where flannel becomes a ... read more »
4. 1990 Classic: Office life
The coffee is cold, the copier is jammed, and the boss is "at a lunch meeting" until 4:00 PM. ... read more »
The coffee is cold, the copier is jammed, and the boss is "at a lunch meeting" until 4:00 PM. ... read more »
5. 1990 Legacy: My VCR has been blinking “12
00" for three months; I’ve decided to just treat it as a strobe light for a very slow-motion part... read more »
00" for three months; I’ve decided to just treat it as a strobe light for a very slow-motion part... read more »
6. 82 Jokes: The 1997 Unsinkable Protocol
1997: The Year of the King of the World and the Men in Black.Welcome to the year where we all le... read more »
1997: The Year of the King of the World and the Men in Black.Welcome to the year where we all le... read more »
7. The Windows 95 Technical Support (1996)
Archive Status: Digitized from Usenet Newsgroup. Customer: "My computer says 'Press Any Key'... read more »
Archive Status: Digitized from Usenet Newsgroup. Customer: "My computer says 'Press Any Key'... read more »
8. 1990 Classic: “Home Alone” taught me two things
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget me if a trip to Paris was on the ... read more »
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget me if a trip to Paris was on the ... read more »
9. The MySpace HTML Skills (2004)
In 2004, every 14-year-old was a Lead Web Developer because they knew how to make their MySpace ... read more »
In 2004, every 14-year-old was a Lead Web Developer because they knew how to make their MySpace ... read more »
10. The First AOL Instant Messenger Chat (1997)
Archive Log: AOL Buddy List Era. <UserA> u there?<UserB> ya. asler?<UserA>... read more »
Archive Log: AOL Buddy List Era. <UserA> u there?<UserB> ya. asler?<UserA>... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2001-03-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]AOL_Keyword_Jokes: Standard classic. Never gets old.
[1998-01-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Linux_Kernel_0.1: Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
[1998-09-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Seinfeld_George: What is the deal with these funny jokes?
[2014-07-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Abe_Sapien_Fan: I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
[2014-02-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Judge_Dredd_Law: I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
[2004-10-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Beanie_Campbell: True friendship is sharing a good joke.
[2015-05-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]First_World_P: My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
[2015-11-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Arthur_Fist_Fan: My fist is clenched... with joy!
[2000-07-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Bernie_Mittens: I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
[2014-05-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat: Heh heh heh. Good one.
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Classic!
I had this set as my ICQ status for like a month in 2002.
Found this site while looking for old mIRC logs. Glad I did!
Pure gold.
Simple times.