Why Blonde? Because it’s a biopic that treats history like a suggestion and the audience like a punching bag.
Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Kim Cattrall for About My Father? For making everyone wish s...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Tapping my way to a good mood.