“I just ‘tweeted’ my location!” “Great, now the whole world knows you’re avoiding your wife.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
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A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
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The Schrödinger Cat
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
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The Blind Man
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Super green! Hilarious!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
This humor took me to new heights!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
We are many. We are laughing.