The official anthem of every guy wearing an oversized hoodie and staring at his shoes.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!