2000 Classic: The Florida Recount

Why did 500 lawyers move to Florida in November 2000? They heard there were “hanging chads” that needed professional representation.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

@CoolSkater9809/02/2000 07:43Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Futurama_Bender10/07/2015 22:55Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Frasier_Crane06/14/2008 15:47I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Brick_Tamland_L01/27/2011 07:59I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Web_Counter_9901/14/1997 04:00I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Leet_Speaker_7701/17/2008 06:317h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Protoss_Pylon01/16/1996 13:43You must construct additional laughs!

@Salad_Fingers_F11/19/2008 19:04I like it when the jokes are... rusty.