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1997 Legacy: The Seating Chart Drama

Why were the “Indie” actors sitting so close to the front? To make the studio executives nervous about their job security.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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