1998 Classic: The Search Engine Logic

Why did the lawyer prefer AltaVista over Google? Because AltaVista took longer to load, allowing for more billable “research time.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

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Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel07/21/1999 13:45I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Britney_Spears_Fan06/29/2014 22:39Oops, I laughed again!

@SoulSeek_Fan03/25/2015 06:25Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Fight_Club_Member03/10/2009 23:15I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/07/2007 08:26You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Goldmember_I_L02/23/2014 20:36I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Anonymous_User02/26/2013 22:39We are many. We are laughing.