Why were the 1997 fundraisers so caffeinated? Because the DNC realized that for $50,000, you don’t just get a seat at the table—you get a very expensive latte with the President.
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I am adding this to my links page right now.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.