How did the family settle the argument about the Pilgrims? We looked it up on a brand-new site called “Wikipedia,” but Grandpa didn’t trust it because “anyone can say the turkey was an alien.”
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
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1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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