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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
There is a joke in my boot!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
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classic! we need a “print” button for these.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.