Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! Professionalism starts with good hygiene.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.