Because it was framed! Even the most beautiful art has a dark side.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Premium humor for premium members.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.