It just ran out of juice! Sometimes you just need a quick recharge to keep going.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Deal with it. This is gold.
so true… nothing beats that feeling. best part of my morning coffee.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
I’ve heard this one back in 1995, still hits hard.