Because it had way too many problems to solve today.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
i’m printin this out and putting it on my fridge. epic.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes.