He wasn’t trying to hide it from anyone. He just really wanted to have some cold hard cash!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
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Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
But you have heard of this joke!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though.
i’m printin this out and putting it on my fridge. epic.