Why did the computer go to…

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it caught a virus!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SpaceJam_Fan01/28/2011 08:54Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Floppy_Disk_Hero06/07/2006 20:27I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Charmed_Ones04/05/2006 00:42The power of three... laughs!

@Zoolander_Mug02/18/2015 17:09I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Captain_Obvious11/12/2005 21:49This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Grammar_Nazi_9904/14/2001 00:52Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Face_Palm_0111/30/2006 01:00Classic. Simply classic.