Because it got mugged! It’s a latte trouble to deal with so early in the morning.
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.