Because it wanted to make some overtime!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
hahaha, my dad literally told me this yesterday at dinner. classic!
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…