Its days were numbered. That’s a lot of pressure for anyone.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.