Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
Because she wanted to see her diet better.
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Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.
shared this in our family chat. my grandma actually loved it!
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. i am slow today haha.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.