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Why did the blonde wear glasses while eating?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

Because she wanted to see her diet better.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan06/29/2010 16:05Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/16/2000 23:38Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/18/1999 03:51A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde wear glasses while eating?”

  1. User_729
    User_729 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

  2. User_773
    User_773 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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