This one is a staple in American humor:
She wanted to see time fly.
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.