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Why did the blonde put her finger in the light socket? She wanted a light snack.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9906/03/2015 23:49Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Encarta_Explorer12/11/2014 00:10I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Hanson_Fan_9708/01/1995 08:54Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Titanic_Jack08/30/2000 13:02I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Rewritable_CD01/18/2001 03:01I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/24/2011 03:52FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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