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Why did the blonde put her cat on the treadmill?

She wanted a “fast” feline.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her cat on the treadmill?”

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    User_152 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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