Why did the blonde put lipstick…
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.
Why did the blonde put her cat on the treadmill?
She wanted a “fast” feline.
2025 Legacy: The “Cancel Culture” Amnesty
Why did governments grant amnesty for posts from 2010-2020? Because it turned out no one was “clean,” and they couldn’t fill a single cabinet position… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Cancel Culture” Amnesty
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new battery for my neural link! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Archive: The Anita
2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album
Why MICHAEL? Because Killer Mike made an album so personal and powerful it eclipsed the biggest names in the game. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album
2024 Vintage: The AI Voice Clone Interrogation
Hanging up the telephone on your own son because his voice sounded “suspiciously clear and lacked a normal cough,” fully convinced that an international computer… Read More »2024 Vintage: The AI Voice Clone Interrogation
2023 Classic: The Elemental “Fire & Water”
Pixar made a movie about a matchstick and a water droplet falling in love. It’s basically my last relationship. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Elemental “Fire & Water”
2023 Archive: The Beckham Documentary
A guy claims he’s “working class.” His wife says, “Tell them what car your dad drove you to school in!” “A Rolls Royce.” “Exactly.” Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The Beckham Documentary
2023 Vintage: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug is the only thing that didn’t get a “rebrand” this year. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Moscow Mule
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-minute panic attack that only people with very specific mother issues could… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure