Pixar made a movie about a matchstick and a water droplet falling in love. It’s basically my last relationship.
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74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
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2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
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2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
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I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
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