“I have good news and bad news,” the doctor said. “The good news is you have a very rare disease.” “What’s the bad news?” “I’m naming it after my ex-wife.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
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65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
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63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!