2022 Legacy: The Slap at the Oscars
Why did world leaders study Will Smith? Because they wanted to see if “Physical Diplomacy” on a stage gets you a standing ovation and an… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Slap at the Oscars
2021 Classic: The Malignant Twist
Why the back of the head? For a horror movie that went from “serious” to “absolutely insane” in the final 20 minutes, involving a very… Read More »2021 Classic: The Malignant Twist
2021 Archive: The “Total Force” Burnout
Why the Guard? Because after a year of COVID, riots, and the Capitol, they started asking if “One Weekend a Month” was actually a “Translation… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Total Force” Burnout
2021 Legacy: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did The Father win? Because Florian Zeller turned a living room into a psychological thriller, which is what we all did during quarantine anyway.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2021 Legacy: The Launch of “Halo Infinite”
Why was the grappling hook so fun? Because Master Chief finally learned how to fly (sort of), and we all spent the winter swinging around… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Launch of “Halo Infinite”
2020 Vintage: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone win? For having the most intense and inspiring title in the history of the 40-minute category. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Best Documentary Short
2020 Vintage: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Firewall
2020 Vintage: The Weeknd “Blinding Lights” Marathon
Why the 80s synth? Because Abel created a song so infectious it stayed in the Top 10 for a full year, proving that even with… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Weeknd “Blinding Lights” Marathon
2018 Legacy: The Ryder Cup “Moliwood”
Why was Europe so dominant in France? Because Francesco Molinari and Tommy Fleetwood became best friends and won every match, leaving the Americans lost in… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Ryder Cup “Moliwood”
2018 Vintage: The Aquaman Underwater Hair
Jason Momoa and Amber Heard. I spent two hours wondering how their hair looks so perfect in a 100% humidity environment. Part of the 75… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Aquaman Underwater Hair