“You’re too drunk for Twitter.” “I’ll tweet about this!”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
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The Neutron Special
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The Sandwich Ban
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The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
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The Bear Patience
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In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
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The Schrödinger Cat
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Deal with it. This is gold.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.