1998 Legacy: The iMac
A guy walks in with a bright blue, see-through computer. The bartender says, “Is that a fish tank or a PC?” Part of the 76… Read More »1998 Legacy: The iMac
1997 Legacy: The Buffet
We went to an all-you-can-eat pasta bar. My wife said we need to “carb-load” for our walk to the car. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Buffet
1997 Classic: The Apple “Think Different” Campaign
Why was the weird cousin praised? Because Steve Jobs returned to Apple, and suddenly being “the crazy one” at the family reunion was a marketing… Read More »1997 Classic: The Apple “Think Different” Campaign
1997 Vintage: The “Star Wars” Special Edition Shout-out
Why was it mentioned? Because George Lucas decided that the only way to make the Oscars better was to digitally add a few more aliens… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Star Wars” Special Edition Shout-out
1997 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room smells like “potential.” My potential to fail. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Guest Room
1996 Legacy: The AOL Greeting Panic
Jumping out of the armchair in absolute shock when the family desktop computer suddenly shouts “You’ve Got Mail!” at maximum volume. Part of the 39… Read More »1996 Legacy: The AOL Greeting Panic
1996 Legacy: The Lab Results
“I have good news and bad news,” the doctor said. “The good news is you have a very rare disease.” “What’s the bad news?” “I’m… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Lab Results
1995 Vintage: The Telemarketer
One, but they have to call you during dinner to ask if you need it. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Telemarketer
1995 Vintage: The UN 50th Anniversary
Why were the generals at the UN birthday party? To celebrate 50 years of “Deep Concern” and “Strongly Worded Resolutions.” Part of the 36 Military… Read More »1995 Vintage: The UN 50th Anniversary