Why was the weird cousin praised? Because Steve Jobs returned to Apple, and suddenly being “the crazy one” at the family reunion was a marketing strategy, not a reason for an intervention.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!