Why were the generals at the UN birthday party? To celebrate 50 years of “Deep Concern” and “Strongly Worded Resolutions.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
What is this? A joke for ants?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.