2018 Legacy: The Ryder Cup “Moliwood”
Why was Europe so dominant in France? Because Francesco Molinari and Tommy Fleetwood became best friends and won every match, leaving the Americans lost in… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Ryder Cup “Moliwood”
2018 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Buying a giant glossy poster of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
2017 Archive: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to spin faster.” Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Delete
2017 Classic: Riverdale Premiere
Why were Archie and the gang so moody? Because in 2017, the CW decided that a comic book about milkshakes needed more murder and better… Read More »2017 Classic: Riverdale Premiere
2016 Legacy: The “James Comey” Letter
Why did the FBI Director send a letter 11 days before the election? To prove that in 2016, the “October Surprise” could actually wait until… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “James Comey” Letter
2016 Legacy: Zoolander 2’s Late Arrival
Why was it a target? Because making a sequel 15 years later that relies on the exact same jokes is the cinematic equivalent of wearing… Read More »2016 Legacy: Zoolander 2’s Late Arrival
2015 Vintage: The Fallout 4 Absence Wave
Why did half the senior class suddenly develop a mysterious “24-hour stomach bug” on a Tuesday in November? Because Bethesda released Fallout 4, and nobody… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Fallout 4 Absence Wave
2014 Classic: The Ty Burrell Win
Why Phil Dunphy again? For proving that being a “cool dad” is the only extreme sport worthy of a gold statue. Part of the 40… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ty Burrell Win
2014 Vintage: The True Detective
“Time is a flat circle.” “That explains why we’re having the exact same argument about the dishes for the 400th time.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The True Detective
2014 Legacy: The 2014
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2014. / 2014 who? / 2,014 reasons why this year was awesome! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014