2017 Classic: Riverdale Premiere

Why were Archie and the gang so moody? Because in 2017, the CW decided that a comic book about milkshakes needed more murder and better lighting.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2023, pop culture took the wheel—from cinematic showdowns to s...read more »

Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »

Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »

Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »

Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »

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@Kernel_Panic_9807/04/2011 14:41This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Rewritable_CD11/01/2014 13:52I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Donnie_Darko_8810/02/2001 07:17Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Better_Off_Dead04/06/1999 17:57I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@LiveJournal_Deep05/29/2003 05:33Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.