2009 Archive: The Star Trek
The reboot came out. I told my wife I’m Captain Kirk. She said, “Then why are we lost in a Sears parking lot, Captain?” Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Star Trek
2009 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2009 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2008 Legacy: The Milk Bravery
Sean Penn proved that one person can change the world, provided they have enough courage and a great haircut. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Milk Bravery
2008 Vintage: The Hancock Hangover
Why Will Smith? For a superhero movie that asked: “What if Superman was an alcoholic who hated everyone?” and then lost interest in its own… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Hancock Hangover
2008 Archive: The Slumdog Millionaire Quote
Why did the manager say “It is written”? Because he finally finished the 2009 budget proposal. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great… Read More »2008 Archive: The Slumdog Millionaire Quote
2008 Classic: The Pineapple Express
“This is the apex of the vortex!” “No, this is the living room, and you’re supposed to be folding towels.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Pineapple Express
2007 Vintage: The Pirates 3 Case
Why did the lawyer love At World’s End? Because he also feels like he’s in a “Locker” whenever he has to do pro bono work. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Pirates 3 Case
2007 Archive: The “Night Vision” Upgrade
Why the PVS-15s? So we could see the enemy in “High Definition Green” instead of “Blurry Standard Definition Green.” Part of the 41 Military Jokes:… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Night Vision” Upgrade
2007 Vintage: The Perfectionist
“I hate typos.” “I’ll try to be corect,” the doctor whispered. Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Perfectionist
2006 Vintage: The Bouncer
“You’re too drunk for Twitter.” “I’ll tweet about this!” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified