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2007 Archive: The “Night Vision” Upgrade

Why the PVS-15s? So we could see the enemy in “High Definition Green” instead of “Blurry Standard Definition Green.”

Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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