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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.

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@Optical_Mouse_9905/30/2006 00:15I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Gnutella_User11/30/2013 15:21Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Cipher_Steak09/30/2015 22:04Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Animorphs_X11/09/2015 00:25I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Yugioh_Duelist05/01/2015 22:23You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/03/1996 00:18The magic man... is laughing!
@Pwnage_King10/06/2003 02:23Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Selfie_King_0512/08/2011 19:28Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Streamer_Pro_9908/31/2005 04:40Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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