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Why did the blonde put her boots in the oven?

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She didn’t want to get cold feet.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy03/31/2013 02:12Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@X-Gen_Mark10/23/2005 05:49This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/05/2007 01:33My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/09/2003 16:11That still only counts as one laugh!
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/28/1999 13:04Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Goosebumps_Kid05/10/2006 05:28Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Bill_Ted_Excell10/12/1995 08:52Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Under_Const_Gif09/08/2008 14:34This site is never finished... with humor!
@Llamas_With_Hats07/07/2010 16:25Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Deal_With_It_G04/19/1999 22:38Deal with it. This is gold.

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