Because it was doing a great job holding things together.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.