Why was J.K. Simmons screaming about tempo? Because in 2014, he proved that being a jazz teacher is 5% music and 95% throwing chairs at Miles Teller.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.