He’s always looking for clues in the murky swamp water. He’s an investigator!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
That was super fast and super funny!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.