An abdominal snowman! He’s been working out all winter.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.