A lost-cicle! Even winter wonders can lose their sense of direction.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
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What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
i’m bookmarking this. i need this kind of energy every day.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.