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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
so true… nothing beats that feeling. best part of my morning coffee.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.