A dino-snore! They’ve been napping for millions of years.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.
i’m printin this out and putting it on my fridge. epic.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!