It’s the softest and loudest landmark in the entire living room. It’s a meow-ntain!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Because you can see right through them.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The human guide to online humor.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
so true… nothing beats that feeling. best part of my morning coffee.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!