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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
so much better than all those ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!