I accidentally walked behind my wife during her board meeting wearing nothing but boxers and a “World’s Okayest Dad” t-shirt. She didn’t call it a “wardrobe malfunction”; she called it “Exhibit A” in our future divorce proceedings.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!