2023 Vintage: The Zelda

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zelda. / Zelda who? / Zelda (Sell-the) house, I’m never leaving Hyrule again!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/06/2001 17:58My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Fight_Club_Member09/02/1997 14:56I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/09/2003 04:07Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/17/1995 19:49ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Fred_Channel_0602/22/2001 02:48HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!